January 2011
claudicare:
my sister is having a bunch of her friends over and i don’t want to be here…
I wish I was youuu
OKAY.
itsnotalljustdust:
I SOMEHOW GOT AN 85% ON THE PHYSICS FINAL WHEN I RAN OUT OF TIME AND LITERALLY GUESSED ON THE LAST TEN QUESTIONS. HOW DID I EVEN PULL THIS OFF. I’M AMAZED WITH MYSELF. OR RATHER, MY LUCK.
KDSFJGHSDFGLUHDSGL
Exactly what I did on my math final… And I got a 72. How is that possible?
I GOT A 72 ON THE MATH FINAL. WHAT EVEN
i failed my math final
well at least i think i did, the grades arent up yet, but i know
and i’m super upset right now i’m trying not to show it though. finals shouldnt be timed. its ridiculous.
carrythatweight:
ew i hate people.
Mom: Rats are alive-beef stew is cooking-the two are unrelated
alicia, I love your mom. good ol' doreen ♥
hahahahahahaha my mom didnt say this! its from www.whenparentstext.com!
but it does sound like something she would say
lacecoveredlullabies:
my dad wants me to shovel the driveway by myself. that’s a joke, right?
my dad expects me to do that too…. and i actually did one day, and tried to do it the best i could and i gave up. surprisingly he wasnt mad at me
WatchHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. YOU’VE GOT SOME GALL
her: hi. dr. laws' office how may i help you.
me: yes i'd like to leave a message.
her: okay.
me: i'd just like to thank him for almost killing me this morning by allowing school to happen.
her: okay. would you like to be more specific?
me: sure. i had to drive in for a nine o'clock final and the roads were horrible and i almost died.
her: was there not a bus to take you?
me: well no because i woke up at eight not knowing the roads were going to be this bad. i only had the second final so i didn't get up in time to get the bus.
her: okay. would you like to leave your name?
me: no.
her: okay. i'll pass on the message. thank you.
me: love you.
Pumped Up Kicks by: Foster the People
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Mom: Rats are alive-beef stew is cooking-the two are unrelated
i wish there were less months of winter and more months in summer.
ITS FUCKING FREEZING IN MY HOUSE
Dear Australians, Do you ever pretend to have American accents?
Sincerely, just wondering.
how i feel about the math final:
Dear teachers, You don’t like to grade it, we don’t like to do it. Am I sensing a truce here?
Sincerely, students everywhere.
i just sent this to gaul:
Hi Mr. Gaul, I was wondering if I could still make up some tests on Thursday, January 27, or tomorrow after finals? I still need to make up my Eclipse speaking test and a passive voice test, and I wanted to boost my grade up with that alternate quiz about Cajas that you said that we could do. And i was also wondering if I got any points for that vocab I found for the first part of Cajas? Please...
dear mrs. mullis
please put up my english final grade. thanks
Dear Mr. Gaul,
claudicare:
post my final, you said they would be up on friday, it’s now tuesday and they are not up. I know you’re in school, and it’s a scantron, you put it in a machine and it does the work for you, all you have to do is enter it into the computer. Stop being lazy and get your ass into gear.
Sincerely,
Shannon Nolan
I SECOND THIS. YOU CRAZY ASS MOFO. PUT THE DAMN SCANTRON THROUGH THE GOD...
I JUST WANT TO GET THIS MATH FINAL OVER WITH. I'VE...
why i want to lose weight
dietcokencigarettes:
because i want to look cute with a belly ring.
because i want to look good in that little black dress.
because i want a cute butt.
because i want to sit down and have my stomach still be flat.
because i don’t want to have a muffin top.
because i want to be a successful before and after picture.
because i want someone to think i’m pretty.
because i want...
heyyougetoffamycloud:
pepileptic:
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imchany:
sometimes i say things that i wish i...
I got my prom dress today
Today is national hug day
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