March 2012
44forums:
Reblog if you’re a strong beautiful black woman who don’t need no man.
What really knocks me out is a book that, when you’re all done reading it, you...
– J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via rainingf3ardrops)
me: this food is gross
mom: there are starving kids in africa
me: i can't finish this
mom: there are starving kids in africa
cashier: would you like to donate 99 cents to starving kids in africa?
mom: oh no not today
success: the ball is out. now to figure out how to put it back in….
WHO KNOWS HOW TO TAKE OUT AND PUT BACK IN A CAPTIVE BEAD RING AND WANTS TO WALK ME THROUGH IT PUHLEASE.
mothafuckaa
my helix is infected, and it has a bubble and i popped it and gross shit came out and this is tmi but i dont know how to fix it, and i wanna take the earing out because i have a feeling the reason why its becoming infected is because its a hoop and i cant fucking take it out because its a captive bead ring, and even if i could take it out, i wouldnt know how to put it back together ughhhhh....
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that panicking feeling when you think that a bug is on you but really, its just your hair…… yep that just happened and i almost had a heart attack.
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i wish i knew how to skateboard, but i lack balance and i would probably just fall flat on my face.
i'm finally closing doors and opening new ones
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worked my ass off at the gym today! i feel so good. happier. must be skinny for summer!
africans:
everyone i follow is a girl until i find out they’re a boy
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shavingryansprivates:
the most important meal of the daaay, serving it up gary’s way BLUAGH
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heyyohhhh:
aquaa:
i wish i was taller
#wish i was a baller
i wish i had a girl who looked good
i would call her
i wish i had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
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muselim:
matt bellamy will never win a godlike genius award
because he is god
mom: we're going to the grocery store what do you want
me: mcdonalds
mom: no
me: taco bell
mom: no
me: then i dont want anything